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Apart from the Ford in the
ford, another incident at that time adequately demonstrated some of the
more basic laws of physics, together with one of Africa’s more obvious
driving don’ts of the time.
On this occasion, after a week of particularly
excessive summer rain, we were returning to the farm being driven by our
mother, once again in that same old Ford. One chore my elder brother
& sister and I really disliked on these jaunts to and from the farm
was having to “do the ‘concertina’ gates”.
Concertina gates, for those who have not experienced
them, are no more than partly detachable sections of multi-strand
fences, more often than not made with barbed wire. To remove or
re-fasten the end post into both the top and the bottom wire loops on
the fixed upright presented more than a little difficulty for the likes
of us pre-teen children. On top of that, these particular ones were
invariably caked in mud and cattle dung from being left on the ground
while the livestock went through.
As we approached the final gate at the top of a
long and steady downward slope, Mother, a driving fanatic and lover of
adventure in her day, jokingly said: “Let’s drive through the gate instead
of opening it, shall we?”
“Yes, yes, let’s.” I remember chanting in unison with
my sister. My elder brother on the other hand remained silent, being somewhat
more dignified in such circumstances, while also no doubt concerned – as the
car continued unchecked – as to exactly what our mother intended. Presumably,
she would stop at the last moment and give us a great thrill.
Onward we careered through the thick mud, always
being sure to keep a straight line, never swerving to avoid the potholes, which
might end us in the ditch on one or other side. Headlong we hurtled, all the
while getting dangerously closer to the gate.
The
last few moments before it happened are etched on my consciousness for all
time: the growing silence, those startled looks of disbelief. There was no great noise at first; not until one of
the posts, plucked from the soft ground, swung into the side of the car with a
loud thud. There followed a sequence of semi-musical ‘twangs’, as strand
after strand of wire was pulled from the posts on one side, followed by, as we
skidded partly in that direction, some teeth-rattling scratchings, as the
heavily-barbed fence the opposite way wrapped itself around the front and down
that side. We slewed back in that direction, continued a short distance and
then straightened up before eventually being eased to a stop.
In sheer admiration and reverence with all the innocence of
any six-year-old, the silence was broken by my blurting out: “You really did
it Mum.”
Such a remark, to my everlasting disappointment, was not
welcome and only seemed to irritate the now motionless driver, who promptly
turned with a disapproving scowl.
What remained of the fence lay strung out behind in either
direction like a bevy of taught and over-stretched guitar strings, some still
attached to posts, some broken and others heading at various angles up the
slope attached to some distant upright. As words poured forth from our newfound
maternal hero that the brakes had failed, brother, sister and I spoke not a
word. Preferring to believe that such excitement could only have been
deliberate, three quizzical, unconvinced, semi-smiling faces only served to
irritate even more.
When, as usual, the pick-up and the oxen had rescued the
stricken car, we were more than a little disappointed by my father’s
corroboration of the cause: that the brakes had in fact failed. He explained
how the mud and water in those old-fashioned non-power drum brakes had reduced
the friction between the brake linings and the brake drums, that the momentum
of the car’s mass had taken us through the gate, and that we were
only saved from continuing headlong down the slope by the tension of the
strands of wire.
To this day, I still find it extraordinary that this was the
only time any of us can recollect so fateful a remark: “let’s drive
through the gate” – and we certainly never heard it again.
Many another such incident occurred during those early days on the farm – some funny, some
dramatic and some plain stupid. To us at the time, they were normal everyday
occurrences; but few, if any, I suspect, had a bearing on the creation of a
latter-day one-off special Roadster. So, with good reason, they have been
omitted from this story – or, if nothing else, saved for another. |